July222014
“For those of you who don’t know what it is, blackout drinking is when your brain goes to sleep, but your body gets all “Eye of the Tiger” and soldiers on.” John Mulaney

I love that man

(via imlillypulitzer-youreverabradley)

(Source: thegreatmadman, via georgia-dream)

7PM

naturally:

I miss you, but fuck you.

(via georgia-dream)

July162014
“I might be too young to settle down and marry, but I’m definitely too old to be playing anymore games. I’m too old to just be talking to someone, too old to not know what’s really going on, and too old to be entertaining somebody with no intention of making it work. At this age, I’m only interested in consistency, stability, respect and loyalty. And I want to hear someone tell me that they love me and know they Goddamn mean it.” (via heyohdee)

(Source: your-daisyfreshgirl, via georgia-dream)

July132014

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

So unsolicited is bad now? How will any human meet another human of another sex if speaking kindly to them is unacceptable?

(via harrypotter-and-lordoftherings)

12PM

southerntide-dchi:

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

^ your state must really suck

(via farmerstansandbarefeet)

July82014
July72014

fragilegifts:

Sometimes recovery is waking up early to write in coffee shops and practicing yoga and eating lots of fruit and chocolate and sometimes it’s staying in bed all day and hiding from the world until you can stop crying. All of this is okay. What’s important is that you take care of yourself no matter what kind of day you’re having.

(via theladysparks)

July22014
loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

(via farmerstansandbarefeet)

June302014
8AM
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