September12014
12AM

I don’t drink alcohol - i’m a boringly responsible guy.

(Source: bokayjunkie, via fightsinlipstick)

August312014

wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

(via i-love-frank-underwood)

11PM

neverstopsatall:

leslie knows my ambition in life

(via sonatie)

11PM

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million, via georgia-dream)

11PM
August302014

Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

9PM
“We’re always told to be gentle, kind, and patient with others, and nothing is wrong with that because we all need to be actively doing those things to better one another. But I don’t think we’re told enough how important it is to love ourselves, too. Now I don’t mean being self-focused and selfish. I mean truly getting to know yourself - your quirks and your depth, your hurts and your passions. Learning to love yourself is not a simple journey, but oh my gosh is it a thrill.

Be gentle with yourself.

Be kind to yourself.

Be patient with yourself.” no simple journey// Summer Breeze  (via godmoves)

(via godmoves)

August282014
  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*
August272014
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